Posted by
Andrews on Thursday, September 04, 2008 10:00:36 PM
I was reading a
user forum on Pravda and I discovered that somehow I am being excluded from great wealth by my own people. Now, I expect that total strangers wouldn't be inclined to help me out, and wouldn't just let me in on good ideas, but it seems that the entire Jewish people is involved in some evil scheme to rule the world, steal all gentile wealth, and otherwise enrich themselves and gather power, and yet they somehow excluded me.
Now, I am a good Jew. I make it to synagogue on most of the holidays, I keep kosher, I have a mazuzeh, I gave to ZOA, I admit I shaved off my beard, but most orthodox rabbis admit electric razors are permissible as a kind of scissors, so I should be OK there. So, why is the rest of the knesset Yisroel keeping this secret from me?
It seems rather cruel of them to leave me the one Jew who isn't in on all the zionist schemes. If every Jew on earth is in on these plans to steal gentile wealth, where is my share?
Or could it be that anti-semitism is just coming out of the closet on the internet? That anonymity lets those who always had a quiet hatre dof Jews give it a voice they wouldn't dare to give it in public? Maybe those who are simply failures need someone to blame and seeing some successful Jews figure the success of Jews is the reason for their failure, since it is easier to blame someone else than admit to one's own failings? Maybe the left's embrace of the Palestinian cause has allowed "hymie" and "kike" to gain an acceptance that is not given to "n*gger", a term which even anonymity does not allow one to use? Perhaps the strong support for Israel on the right, especially among evangelical Christians has made Jews suspect by those who despise conservatives and Christians? Maybe the subtle "genteel" antisemitism of many Europeans has also lent it a certain cachet among the Europhilic left? Does any of that seem possible?
No, couldn't be. I suppose the rest of the Jews just don't like me and are snubbing me by excluding me from the great zionist conspiracy.
POSTSCRIPT
I do have to say, the claim in that forum that Jews rose to power in Nazi Germany does puzzle me a bit. I suppose Trotsky (aka Lev Davidovitch Bronstein) is the supposedly powerful Jew from the USSR, though the whole "ice pick in the head" thing argues against him being that powerful, but exactly what Jew was prominent in the NSDAP?